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beaver kissing

The act of two girls rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Some may think its taboo because they strip down and rub their pussys against each other, but sisters Christy and Katie really love beaver kissing.
by Pat The Trick October 6, 2008
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Kissing fight

Kissing fight - when a girl and a guy pretend to disagree on something stupid and go back and forth wittily until one of them kisses the other, and usually the guy tries to sneak in something witty during the kiss, but the girl he's with is the only girl with the ability to make him at a loss for words, and he gives into the kiss because she is so freaking amazing that he can't help it.
"Ana and Austin get into kissing fights pretty frequently."
"I think their kissing fights are so cute"
by Allthewayburntup November 27, 2012
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henry kissinger

1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)

3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.

4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.

5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.

6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.

7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.
I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?

I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.

Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?
by parisofpriam July 16, 2008
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kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018
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Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
by Elviis November 17, 2015
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is kissing the homies gay

no. kissing the homies is not gay in anyway, this is because they Da homies
example 1: I just had an hour-long make-out session with rob
example 2: ayo that's gay
example 1: cap
example 2: makes sense, have a great day

is kissing the homies gay is defined as not gay
by Gabe itch536364 March 13, 2021
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Scissor Kissing

The act of two people with split tongues romantically tonguing eachother.
Look at those two scissor kissing passionately. yummy~
by Mercy Worsey June 1, 2021
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