kazoo

A very elligable tool used to describe my life.

God, Karen. Look at her. She is such a Kazoo!

by BlackBeetle December 19, 2017

Kazooboom

A word that can mean anything at any time.

Jason: "YO I GOT A NEW CAR!"
Tim: "Dude thats soo kazooboom! Lets go take it out for a spin"
Jason: "Kazooboom off bro!"

by Kazooboom18 August 28, 2019

Kazoo

A kazoo is a magical instrument that makes wonderful sounds. Many people hate it and are annoyed by it, so that's just another reason you should get one! Actually I have four! Do not limit yourself! buy a million!!! Become God with the power of a kazoo.

Person 1: Woah! You got a kazoo?
Person 2: Yeah! So cool right?
Person 3: I hate that so much, never play it near me or i will rupture your spine.

by Kazoo-Man November 9, 2019

Kazoodoesart

KazooDoesArt if a woman on the internet with a Kazoo doing art. She has a special attack and the power be Ballin.' When she's on Doing Art she's on the ArtistSMP doing L O R E.

Guy one:Is that KazooDoesArt?
Guy Two: No, KazooDoesArt is a Kazookie.

by Jake Josh October 21, 2022

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008

Slippery Kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.

want to do a slippery kazoo?

by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023

Kazoo

Kazoos are the holy instrument of the gods in the official religion Kazoodaism and one of the main subjects of the Kazoo Bible. It creates a buzzing sound when hummed into, and is played often by younger ones as their small hands and bad posture does not allow them to play other instruments like a violin, piano, trombone or drums (Which they can play, however they are terrible at it). Even though primarily children use it, it is not as simple as most people see it as. It, when played, increases your intelligence, and communicates directly with the Great Brett (Holy one of Kazoodaism). Kazoos became a popular internet trend when "You on Kazoo - Full Version" was uploaded to YouTube, a video sharing site. They showed the Great Brett, god, and the demigods, all of whom had special instruments of their own to help Brett create the world and universe. The Kazoo is also a symbol of life, and can be associated with the peace and love symbols (The circle split in four and the heart).

tl;dr The Kazoo is the greatest instrument and is the basis of the religion Kazoodaism.

"'DOOT DOOT DOOT!'

What are you doing, Billy?
I'M PLAYING MY KAZOO FOR THE GREAT BRETT!"

by shogo_guy April 19, 2018