Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

kavanaugh

A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.

-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum

by jh100 October 2, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

Some guy who likes beer.

Brett Kavanaugh likes beer and farting in his yearbook.

by Andrew the textbook July 9, 2020

Kavanaugh

When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.

Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.

by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018

Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 30, 2010

Kavanaugh

to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.

The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.

by witchitalkingbout October 4, 2018