Furen Duzou no Jutsu 

A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.

Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hot anime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."

Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"

Weaboo: "...okay."

Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"

Weaboo: "Very funny."

Furen Duzou no Jutsu by nerdgonewild January 22, 2010

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu 

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020

Substitution jutsu 

When you’re having sex and about to nut in a girl so your friend joins in

Boy: I can’t take this anymore
Girl: I need more

Boy: substitution jutsu
Boy 2: I got you bro

Substitution jutsu by Awawawawaw January 25, 2021

Invocar Guilherme No Jutsu 

A group of people in discord need to get in the right voice chat and then play All Might Theme from Boku no hero academia

Linton: Invocar Guilherme No Jutsu

Invocar Guilherme No Jutsu by KPGamer September 15, 2017

king of jutsu

King of justu (koj) is an annoying little twat who thinks he knows 1337 and how to hack, i mean comon, no 10 year old kid can hack through norton and zone alarm XD especailly since he ate all my pies ;(
Likes to play with his small self and likes brown showers, also likes incest pr0n.

koj: brb fucking mom
koj: my cock is larger than life (yeah right mofo)
koj: I FANCY YO MOMMA

king of jutsu by Better than you February 17, 2005

Goshin Jutsu 

(Goshin Jutsu) A remnant fighting art of the Yamabushi
(ascetic hermits/mostly shorinji practitioners)(most times outlaws/and or foreign occupants from china) describing spear, staff, and hand fighting techniques. The basis of most modern Aikido, Judo, Jujutsu, and even Ninjutsu. This is true dew to the fact that many Yamabushi when having fled into the mountains, or hiding in villages far from reach of any officials, had either taught their techniques to others they felt worthy, or sold the information as A means of survival. Some Yamabushi went on to create many of the early ninja clans.

That guy thought he caught me in A jam, but he didn't know I was skilled in the art of Goshin Jutsu. Now he knows.

Goshin Jutsu by ushuldknobynow April 21, 2010

Goukakya no jutsu 

see katon Goukakya no jutsu

KATON Goukakya no jutsu

Goukakya no jutsu by London_guitarist September 12, 2005