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Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
by oggi17 December 12, 2017
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justifitoxicated

When you drank enough to feel justified from all your problems.
Jane felt justifitoxicated from her breakup.
by Dakkck May 28, 2010
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Justifiable vomicide

When a friend tells you a story thats so disgusting you projectile vomit on them...
Bart told emmett a tale of scat, midgets and donkeys that was so appalling emmett yacked in bart's face...everyone agreed it was justifiable vomicide...
by emmettaclown December 20, 2010
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Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.
"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
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Justinfied

Justinfied is when you feel justified in liking Justin Bieber because he has more skill and talent before the age of 18 than you'll ever have in your whole jealous life.
His latest concert makes me feel even more Justinfied.
by Justinfied December 7, 2010
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Salary Justifier

A person who puts complicated and unnecessary requests into the daily lives of others to make their own life or job seem important.
"Why is Tom interested in this all of a sudden?"
"Oh his boss is coming in today, so he's on salary justifier mode".
by stubbsy69 November 25, 2010
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Justifiable Nomicide

When food looks/smells SO gotdamn good, you just have to eat it. (even if it belongs to someone else)
That pot of crackaroni and cheese Yoli left out was just beggin to be nommed. I had to eat it...totally a Justifiable Nomicide.
by The original kali chan May 19, 2011
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