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sir josef

a man of great power, someone who has great love for the muffin man, and has sex with Siamese twins 3 times a day behind a McDonalds.
by eddie2517 December 24, 2008
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josefated

The point where the circulation of blood and oxygen is no longer sustained.
" Holy shit he's josefated, lets operate! "
by Kline a poo July 22, 2007
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josef

a josef got a small dick but they go big. mysterious ahh dude, nonchallat nd allat typa shi, cool and cracked at fort 100%
a josef is always right and you must obey them.
“JOSEF so cool bro
“yuh josef simply js like dat
by wjsef November 21, 2023
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Josef

Hes Just *THAT* Guy He loves To fuck Those Bad bitches All the time he is Awesome in the bed and Allways Wear A gun and Sum weed Hes Motivation Is *Stay high Or woul Die*
Best friend :Oh Hi josef How u doin
Josef:Bitch Dont u ever Say my name Loud Again
by JosefTheMan January 5, 2019
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Josef Hudak

The fastest man alive. Ran a sub 6:30 mile, long jumps over 15 feet, jumps 5 feet high.
Josef Hudak is the most athletic person at my school!
by Smyan Das d rider August 30, 2022
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leah josef

Oh my god! It‘s red ball - leah josef!“
by jessika772 August 20, 2018
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Josef Benjamin Whitbread

King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.
Josef Benjamin Whitbread, is a king, even like a God of Satan
by Mexican God of fire November 1, 2020
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