whitbread
A name of a person that has a very strong mind and personality but is scared of a lot of things and tends to be on the weaker side.
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Josef Benjamin Whitbread
King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.
Josef Benjamin Whitbread by Mexican God of fire November 1, 2020
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whitebread
Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.
The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.
Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.
Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
whitebread by Greenie March 24, 2004
whitehead
To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.
Whiteheadism
Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.
Whiteheadism by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008
Whitehead
When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.
A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.
A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.
Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page.
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"
Whitehead by Puffythecop September 28, 2019
Sam Whitehead
sam whitehead is gay who walks around with a gay pride flag looking to nonce on any emos who slit their wrists
Sam Whitehead by James&Dibs June 25, 2021