Jordy

A stealthy man who is outgoing as hell, very flirtatious and loves sports or anything that makes him feel alpha and boosts his ego. Fit, tall, and strong facial features, maybe a few scars too, raised by a good family doesn’t mean he’s a good person though. Just wants to party and live life like you only live once. Has fallen in love more than once, and is extremely hard to forget about if you fell in love with them. Memorable person for sure but lies a lot to make an alter ego appearance for other people; if you know the real him through lies and truth you know he’s a genuine person and one you should try not to lose. Loyalty isn’t a strong suit, but fuck if they lose it you won’t get it back. If they don’t see motivation for you(it) they will never try again and go to the next thing they can get their hands on. They want to fix you but you already broke them with your ego and in the long run there’s no recovery, I don’t miss you but I cherish the time we spent none the less; I won’t forgive but I’ll always remember.

I remember Jordy , he was the popular one right?

by Yolomostdope November 07, 2019

Jordy

a name given to someone that had a tendency to cheat and hack because he is a loser

"i caught two snorlaxes"
"stfu jordy"

by desireval August 01, 2016

Jordi

A french boy/man who is a pussy guzzler and favourite position is DVDA.

There's a gay jordi!

by Paul Richards November 20, 2006

Jordi

A piece of crap that is really annoying

He is such a big Jordi

by VeganKaren June 25, 2020

Jordie

A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.

He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.

Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!

Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes

3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed

by Snack Kit April 10, 2010

jordy

a large, smelly bowel movement

Oh man, they're serving tacos again. I'm gonna have to go drop a jordy in the shithouse tonight.

by Oz Etzion August 23, 2005

Jordy

A fat dude who likes to kiss his dad and likes to break his leg before important occasions

For example: wow the party was lit too bad Jordy didn’t come he broke his ass bone

by Gegegegegegegeggeg August 01, 2019