jonish

A new form of religion in which you worship the Jonas Brothers unconditionally.

"Dude, I'm totally converting to Jonishnism."

by K&C January 19, 2008

Jongsexual

Someone who only finds attraction to Kim Jonghyun of SHINee

Person1: Hey, what's your type?
Person2: I like Jonghyun.
Person1: But that's not a type...?
Person2: Oh, well actually I'm Jongsexual so...

by Helena Kailar November 28, 2020

Jonnism

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

jongseongsbestie

jays gf REAL. they are so awesome cool and funny. pls follow. like tehy are the imposter actually.🏂🏂🥶

“jongseongsbestie is sooo cool.”
“i’m going to play roblox with them now.”

by hyunoo March 9, 2021

Jongseobism

1# jiung and soul stan

Jongseobism outsold!!

by Yesyesyesok April 20, 2022

Jengis

When you play Jenga, but build in the shape of a penis. Or anything similarly shaped.

Hey man, we're having some people over today, and we're gonna play some Jengis. We could use one more if you're down!

by sexonfireplace June 7, 2022

jongil

an accidental fart

Oh dear, Gordon Jongilled whilst having 69

by henrod567 April 4, 2010