bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

jonesitis

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

Jonsie

Jonsie comes from the greek name, Jonseliah. He is known for his quick toes and amazing dance moves. he interperates everything in a wise fasion, and is witty. his looks are stricking, but his taste in women isnt so hot. he enjoys long walks on the beach, purple scrunchies, and housekeeping. eharmony.com - search eric bennett.

jonsie licorice.

by Angey1234567890RL May 3, 2009

jonesing

comes from neighborhood crack addict/favorite local "Mr. Jones" of Madison, Wisconsin who would wander State Street looking to score.

You wanna go downtown? You look like you're jonesing real bad.

by ElScorcho August 4, 2007

Jonesing

The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile

"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"

by Lola the Micropanda May 1, 2017

jonesin his junk

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)

Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.

by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009

jonesin

an immense and incredibly emotional, mental, and physical need for heroin.

GOD! I'm JONESIN for just one more HIT!!!!!!!!!!

by Fignuts May 3, 2005