Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Jockroach

Sporty annoying boys that think they’re better and cooler these everyone else

Ugh those jockroaches suck

by Altoidmintz December 11, 2018

jockerey

This word means having a major interest in things athletic and physicality.

I got tired of the jockerey of the weightlifters showing off their muscle!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

TikTok faux jock

A person on the social media app TikTok who creates fake videos showing merchandise that is popular with TikToks youngest users such as Apple iPhones and Airpods and says they are giving them away to each person that follows, likes, shares and comments. They also do livestreams where they tell users that are viewing that they will give them the merchandise if the user "gifts" them a "drama queen"($50) which they do, and never get the merchandise because the TikTok faux jock never had the merchandise to begin with. This type of TikTok #fakeclout hustle and livestream scam is almost exclusively done by teenage boys targeting pre-teen to teenage girls as seen in many of Verified TikTok "star" Brandon Mandaras page and livestreams.

Brandon Mandera: Yo, I'm giving away all these phones! Do you want one? All you gotta do is Follow me, share this video, like this video, like all of my other TikToks, follow me on Insta-gram then comment when done, I'll know if your lying so hurry up and do it!

12-year old girl: Done! I want an iPhone please! Mines broke and I really need one.

TikTok Gamer: OMG! you don't believe that TikTok faux jock do you? its a scam smh.....

by @Console_Harmony September 12, 2019

jock-lock

The situation where one is tied up in one's own jock while wearing it. Leg straps and waistband are stretched and twisted around arms and legs and sometimes, the cup portion is pulled up over the head. Usually seen in high school locker rooms where wrestlers and/or football players hang out. Is used as a noun or as a verb.

Also used to describe the locking of somebody's legs by bending them back and slipping the ankles up through the underwear leg hole or twisting the waistband down over the shoe.

During wrestling practice, they grabbed Ron and in disbelief he struggled as they quickly jock-locked him, wrapping him up in his own athletic supporter like a spider trusses up a fly before leaving him on the floor curled into a helpless, cursing ball.

by Nnanji January 4, 2005

jock meat

The term used to describe girls that blindly fawn over jocks. (see jock) They are oblivious to the presence of guys that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.

Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said girl - proud of her false sense of escalating popularity.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think of Alice? she's cute.
Gut 2: Nah man, forget it - she's jock meat..
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad.

by Master Amigo October 23, 2008