Jonathin

A guy who sticks his dick in maple trees to forget how fucked up the spelling of his name is.

Brenden: See that dude fucking that tree over there?
Lucas: Yeah, he's being a total Jonathin right now.

by Lewlife August 4, 2016

Johnathan Depth

The proper name for Johnny Depp.

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.

by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018

Johnathan ackerman

A devoted Denver broncos fan who is also a epic gamer

You are such a Johnathan Ackerman

by Epic gamessss November 20, 2019

Jonathing

To Rape Little Girls - Ish,Isaiah and Jon

I was Jonathing Yesterday It Was Amazing, Definitely Doing That Again

by IshStoleYourBish February 9, 2021

Johnathan Gionette

Attractive, beautiful, gorgeous & stunning guy with a interesting personality of natural perfection. His presence is enough to blush the breezing wind with romance & affection. Yes incredibly intelligent & knowledgeable, talented in academia. He's an amazing listener & chatter, he's the safe haven of venting. Hes respectful & sweet, he will make you feel incredibly special.

Johnathan Gionette is so drop dead blooming!

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Johnathan

(Latin name: Homo perfectus) The most beautiful, amazing, flawless, human being on the planet. Characteristic of, being adorable and giggly, smiling like an idiot, and many other cute actions and states of being. Johnathan brightens up the days of everyone he comes into contact with and those who do not enjoy his company are evil products of Christian Satan, Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, and the Yazadi of Judaism. For those who do not know him, he is the single most perfect human being on the face of the earth.

"Do you know Johnathan?"
"Yeah, he's flawless!"

by Paradical January 21, 2013

Johnathan

You're lucky if you have Johnathan he is a fine bitch as well as a jock and a great boyfriend so might as well just snatch him if you can

Ouuu!! Do you see him on the football field who is that?? That’s Johnathan!

by Xxxnottentacion June 12, 2018