jook

to jook someone is to steal something from him/her..

mandem: shall we jook an O from that boydem..

boydem: ar shit man i just got jooked for an O!! :(

by supasye July 25, 2006

jook

A delicious Chinese porridge made with rice.

"I ate jook for breakfast this morning!"

by SulkBarn December 9, 2006

j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011

jookeymandude

A retarded abnormally short virgin frenchman.

Tim Soooooooooocy is a jookeymandude

by Mund March 23, 2005

jookin

a popular club dance in memphis and also in baltimore

remember when Darian was high last night, he was a jookin ass nigga

by fresh azimiz April 20, 2010