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jerkasserfist

when a person is a series of mean. containing jerk and ass and some one who diserves a throat punch. and the fist part makes it sound a little more real.
1. lauren is a jerkasserfist becuase she ate my last cookie.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.
by birdy s..p..i..e..r..s July 21, 2009
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jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
by Tkabpro March 14, 2016
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jerktard

A person who is a jerk and retard all at the same time.

Similiar to jork
"David Viner is a jerktard!"
by craze3 January 21, 2004
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Jerkmanji

Someone who is a huge jerk that not enough words can describe how much of a jerk that person is.
Steve is a jerkmanji
by im spiderman; im hot March 24, 2010
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Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.
Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"
by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009
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circle of jerks

A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.
When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks
by dixiehts13 November 24, 2010
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Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!
Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.
by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009
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