Terg Jergins

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...

"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."

by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

Jergen Style

when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial

My bitch is mad good at jergen style

by Pary December 14, 2008

Jergels

Dick kegels; the male version of a kegel.

An exercise to strength ones member

Ever since I started doing my morning Jergels, I never have to worry about a leaky penis.

by Ikkin Siretnam December 30, 2015

Jergen

A tall, blonde, pale, dreamy guy.

Typically of Norwegian descent.

May be any nationality so long as he is tall and blonde.

May also be a talented & good looking musician.

That drummer from Opeth is a total Jergen.

by mfizzeme December 16, 2021

Jergen

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.

by DigiornosPizza February 8, 2023

Jorgensteins

A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party

“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Buffy Jergins

A girl (Most Preferred) in which wacks your yank with lotion.

My girlfriend gave me a Buffy Jergins lastnight. Which is a handjob with lotion.

by BuckNastyNasty July 3, 2012