Definitions by Saltypog2007

Jorgensteins 

A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party

“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”

Jorgensteins by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Jorge

A verb that means to detail clothes at a cleaners before they get thrown in their respective bins. A person who does this can be referred to as a jorger.

“Are you going to jorge rn?”
“Nah, just at home taking the Willy for a wild ride.”

Jorge by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Tang Gong 

A sauce pot, usually whipped with a slightly damp work cloth to remind the workplace that a virginity has been taken recently. Usually there is animalistic noises made following the ring.

“Hey bro, I lost my virginity!”
“Looks like we’re going to have to ring the Tang Gong when the team has time.”

Tang Gong by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Poontang 

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

Poontang by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Brown Star 

The entrance to one’s anal cavity.

“What would you do to her if you were alone together?”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”

Brown Star by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Herf 

Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.

“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”

“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.

Herf by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Superior 

When you get a lot more pussy than your local Italian joint’s dishwasher.

“Yeah I got a body count.”

“Damn superior, save some for the rest of us!”

Superior by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025