When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.
“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.
“You see her name on the board?”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
“What would you do to her if you were alone together?”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
An onomatopoeia used to describe the sounds your friend (usually named Jackson) will make when he is nonchalant and is just a chill guy (usually 24/7)
“Wait, say that again Jackson…”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025