A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.
“You see her name on the board?”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

“What would you do to her if you were alone together?”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

An individual who’s last name is Wheeler but likes to destroy other people’s belongings and annoy them simultaneously.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

When you sit next to a kid on the school bus that obsesses over hummers and his lighted bicycle, but completely ignores your clearly visible hyper sexuality.
“So what’s your favorite Hummer model durr?.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
