Saltypog2007's definitions

Hoink

A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.

“Hoink”

“Damn, I didn’t know you were having this much fun.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Weewah

An individual who’s last name is Wheeler but likes to destroy other people’s belongings and annoy them simultaneously.

Yeah I remember Weewah! He’s the reason why you guys have to ride nut to butt on our next ride.

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

A phrase commonly used when you want to tell your Weewah friend that he’s horny.

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”

“Vinnie, do that one maw time aw I’ll stab you!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Cest

When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.

Oh remember when we went dirtboarding?

Yeah that was pure cest!

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Tang Gong

A sauce pot, usually whipped with a slightly damp work cloth to remind the workplace that a virginity has been taken recently. Usually there is animalistic noises made following the ring.

“Hey bro, I lost my virginity!”
“Looks like we’re going to have to ring the Tang Gong when the team has time.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Queefmaster 2.0

A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.

“You see her name on the board?”

“Yeah”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”

“Heehee W Rizz!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025