Jeep

shittiest piece of shit ever shit out of an asshole. tend to break down frequently. especially when gay people are in them.
Straight girl: lets go some were in my jeep

Gay girl: ok, but you know it hates me lemme rub it first and call it sexy.

Jeep: "fucking fagot" *makes awful sound and doesnt start*

Gay girl: Fuck Jeeps!

Straight Girl: Fuck you!

Gay girl: =
by Maddiefuckinfox October 15, 2009
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Jeep

The best off-roading vehicles ever. Especially the Wrangler. This off-roading beast has been around since 1942. This is not a slang word for SUV's, Jeep is a compony that produces the best off- roading vehicles. The Wrangler comes with available hard top or soft top witch both come off.

Jeep's are also none as "The world's #1 Hummer and Range Rover recovery vehicles!"

If you ever call a Jeep a car, a puppy dies. Please think of the puppies before you talk.

Over All Jeep's Rule!!!
Hannah: Are you going to pick me up in your car?

Henry: Its a Jeep, you just killed a puppy!

~Dead Puppy~
by echoecho123 June 12, 2011
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JEEP

Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.
Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."
by desPERRYado January 08, 2006
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Jeep

Since I got a jeep I get all the ladies and a few men!
by Rubb3rduk May 08, 2008
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Jeep

Code word made by the irish that means im about to have sex
daniel:Did you see the way she was flirting with me
Riordan:yeah 100% jeep happening tonight id say
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jeeped

After three cups of coffee, then seeing you, can't blame me for being jeeped up!
by DangleB February 06, 2012
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Jeep

A 4-wheel drive vehicle that says "Jeep" on it because the manufacturer had the right to put the word "Jeep" on it.

Bumper stickers that say "My other car is..." don't count.
If it says Ford, Chevy, Toyota, Suzuki, or (snigger) Subaru on it, it is not a Jeep! Stop calling it what it isn't.
by Downstrike November 15, 2004
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