jaylund

The best freaking girl in the world! She is very nice. Every cowboy loves her!! And she is very beautiful. If u meat a Jaylund u are very lucky to have her as a friend.

cowboy Hey that jaylund over there is so hot

cowboys friend yeah man u should date her:)

by dggf January 27, 2018

jahumbo

To royally screw something up.

Multiple suicides, and coming in last place in a Halo match. "Man, he really Jahumbo'd that one!"

by Rockets, yeah! July 24, 2019

Jaysus

Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times

by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009

kansas jayhawks

best basketball team in the NCAAA.

Do you remember when Duke got killed by the Kansas Jayhawks.

by rockchalkjayhawk April 26, 2006

jayhova

Nickname that Jay-Z sometimes goes by. Associated with the religious sect name Jahova's witnesses. Somestimes shortened to hov.

Jay-Z-Encore - "who you know fresher than hov? riddle me that"

by AndroO January 31, 2005

Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008