jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof

by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

jacking off

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i like ''jacking off''

by fapping January 3, 2017

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022