jacation

When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.

I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.

by BigLerk November 30, 2013

Jackaholic

Someone who is skilled in the drinking of large quanitities of Jack Daniels, usually in an Alcoholic mannor.

see Jackism.

Man 1: Dude, you need to cut down on drinking jack...

Man 2: i would, but I'm a Jackaholic. It's a life choice, really.

by FroogleApollo April 2, 2009

jackaphobe

Computer user who refuses to use a hard line connection.

Kids today are such jackaphobes.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

hackathoner

A person who participated at more than 5 hackathons and considers them as a hobby.

I participated at 25 hackathons, I am true hackathoner!

by dr4605 December 8, 2018

jackstoner

A person who gets stoned all the time

He is such a jackstoner

by Jackstonerrr September 16, 2020

jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."

by thisisliterallyliteral May 6, 2021

jackathy

Only the sexiest man alive, He is god

Person 1: Did you see Jackathy today?

Person 2: Yes he’s so hot and made me cum on the spot

by Daddy Jack? November 21, 2021