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by Shiine-1 December 28, 2022

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018

story interruptus

While getting to the climax of your story, someone rudely jumps in to tell their version of the story or have an addition to your story without letting you finish.

Oliver is so annoying. I experienced a major case of story interruptus when I was telling our friends about my recent trip to Vietnam.

by tdog fannin June 17, 2011

Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus

When the blow job is prematurely interrupted right before you climax because the blow job-giver wonders if you are enjoying the blow job.

Man she gave me another Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus, I was about to come when she raised her head and asked me If I am liking the head.

by Pontificator October 10, 2011

Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009

thrillus interruptus

Startling interruption when watching a thriller movie, such as a ringing telephone, after which, the suspense is diminished, if not gone altogether.

I suffered thrillus interruptus when the phone rang just at the really good part in Disturbia.

by Ordinary Janet January 4, 2009

Cartoonus interruptus

When you stop your child's favorite cartoon before it ends, resulting in a high-pitched scream, followed by an incessant temper tantrum until cartoon is resumed.

"Why is Jimmy screaming bloody murder?"
"I turned off his cartoon so he can go to sleep."
"Oh no, cartoonus interruptus...you should have finished the cartoon."

by Goumba66 December 3, 2009