infoverload

A condition of the human mind caused by excessive information absorbtion, often under some type of stress. Often characterized by increased thought flow, jitteriness, and extreme thirst. Usually not healthy for long periods of time, it can be helpful for limited bursts of work, like cramming for finals or finishing a procrastinated project.

"Hear John passed out the other day?"
"Yeah, during the Bio final?"
"Yeah. Saw him the day before. Looked like infoverload to me."
"Prolly. He's always been a procrastinator...."

by Brad Slocum September 20, 2005

Information Superhighwayman

A high class pirate, dealing in only the finest stolen software and music.

Piracy has such a bad connotation. I got my copy from an information superhighwayman

by mcdoubledefdp June 10, 2010

infonesia

Infoneisa is when someone can remember information,but they can't remember where they learned it.

''Where did you hear that?''
''Sorry, I can't say. I have infonesia.''

by Tyto_alba December 17, 2014

infvres.yoonqles

The best kpop fanpage on tiktok.

did you see infvres.yoonqles' new tiktok?! It was amazing!

by jennie sam May 19, 2021

this is informative and unfortunate

When a friend or a colleague does something utterly stupid and idiotic, and you have to hold them accountable, even if they're a friend.

It originates from a comment by Louis Rossmann on a video about the crappy communication style used by the then Graphene OS lead.

It's mainly used in the enthusiast tech sphere.

Linus: *incorrectly craps on and auctions a very expensive prototype that might bankrupt a small company*

Louis: This is informative and unfortunate.

by kquote August 15, 2023

information junky

Someone who so frequently occupies themselves with receiving or sending information or communication that it resembles an addiction. Usually a computer, and often the internet are used.

Wanda is such an information junky, she browses the internet all day.

by Brent Lewis September 8, 2008

Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

by mnihnuht February 23, 2008