Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.

I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.

by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010

holy inflatable shark, Batman!

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005

inflated ego

Someone who not only has A VERY BIG AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE but maybe just a bit too much. AKA When the ego is "inflated" hence the name, it means its bigger then the norm, which could get obnoxious.

Bill- hey i like how you dont care what ppl think and the fact that your confident
Alex- yeah i just dont care. i'm confident
Bill- yeah you are
Alex- nobody should be inconfident
Bill-yeah
Alex-the world should be more like me
Bill-well uhm
Alex- yeah thats it. the world would be a better place if everyone
was more like me
Bill- what an inflated ego

next example

Bill-thats a good joke
Alex- yeah it is
Alex- you know, i'm really funny
Bill- yeah ur funny
Alex- no i'm REALLY funny. it kills me sometimes
Bill- well dont be cocky
Alex- i'm not being cocky its true, i'm so funny, and everyone knows it
Bill- GAH! YOU HAVE SUCH AN INFLATED EGO

by I_is_good September 12, 2008

Influence

The power to change, encourage, or make a difference without force.

I was Influenced to be more polite when I noticed someone walking an elderly lady across the street.

by Moffett September 16, 2010

Self Inflicted Insomnia

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.

Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.

by iproxii June 24, 2011

grade inflation

(n.) What goes on at Harvard. See Harvard.

A Harvard University report last spring complained of grade inflation that makes it easier to get high grades. Now the academic dean, Susan Pedersen, has released data showing that 49 percent of undergraduate grades were A's in 2001, up considerably from 23 percent in 1986.

by anycon October 10, 2005

influence

An innuendo for cum. (See Jared Padaleki and Misha Collins at JIB7)

Fan: the question was if Sam and Cas made any influence on each other.
Misha: Oh yeah. All over each other.

by blueyedbbyinatrenchcoat July 25, 2017