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monkeys in the attic

A serious mental disturb. It's used when someone is crazy or near crazy. "This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
"This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
by Bokomoko December 22, 2008
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hump attic

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
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Attic Fart

A fart so stinky, it smells like it’s been living in your grandmothers attic.
Dude, that ass air smells like a straight attic fart .
by nicajima November 19, 2017
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Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.
I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?
by spamthet January 26, 2011
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Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.
Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni
by taco_55 January 6, 2019
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attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
by brad armstrong March 23, 2007
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Grandpas attic

Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.
Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
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