Imposincable

An imposincable person is someone who is absolutely amazing but also an absolute idiot at the same time. Its the best compliment and the worst insult you could ever recieve.

Collin: Fuck off ya friendly cunt!
Vanessa: Nah shut up you imposincable alpaca!

by Vaneanea September 1, 2019

Imploding Raincoat

A coat when worn implodes on itself causing damage to those who wear it via implosion

He was born on an imploding raincoat on the 16th of Germany

by R/MrTeaser November 19, 2019

implotious

the insidious amount of wasted time & resources squandered by person or persons, to invade and tarnish ones person.

It was ruled an implotious attempt to ruin my life, the Supreme Court magistrate threw it out.

by Trickglock1 October 1, 2020

Emplosion

The dramatic inward collapse of a career brought about by one’s own mistakes. An employment implosion.

His career was progressing nicely until that stunt with the boss’ wife at the office holiday party. What an emplosion!

by Hooswriting December 18, 2020

imposingly

in a way that looks important or causes admiration, fear, or nervousness:

Among my most treasured possessions right now is an imposingly large plastic jug containing five litres of olive oil from Spain.

by Eegsbsg September 10, 2023

Impessionist

A man convinced he has restless leg syndrome but he’s just revving his leg like you do on a 1987 Porsche’s carbon fiber gas pedal

Back in Mark’s day, he was the best (and only) impessionist of his time. He lived a solitary life with no next move… unless perhaps, it was his sleep deprived leg, ready to rev that Porsche like no man can and no man (only women) ever should.

by petalpour February 8, 2026

Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025