Hypochristianical

When someone lives their lives completely anti-Christian but proclaims to need prayer or support from God when it benefits them.

"She just posted about prayer, but her teen mom, out of wedlock, underage drinking, threatening to pound others ways make her hypochristianical."

by antilies September 19, 2012

HypoChristians

Christians that are Christians on the surface but hypocrites underneath.

As soon as the Christian Minister found out his teenage daughter was pregnant he threw her out of the house! Another example of HypoChristians!

by I. M. Literal March 8, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.

Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*

by Huhhy October 6, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.

Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.

by neon.crayon.13 November 20, 2010

Hypocritarian

A 'vegetarian' who eats fish, seafood, and/or chicken.

I had lunch with a bunch of hypocritarians. We went to Itsu and they ate more sashimi than I did, while they were louding on about how healthy it is to be vegetarian.

by REMwoman December 24, 2007

hypocrite

a person who condemns a thing or activity, but then takes part in that thing or activity

Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...

by marijuanaman420 January 3, 2008

Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.

Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008