harib

Harib is an absolute unit and and lives for Allah.

"Who's the maddest lad?"
"That'd be Harib"

by HaribLover69 January 18, 2022

hurb

When something is so savage or ridiculous the word "bruh" isn't fitting enough so you gotta drop a hurb.

Phoenix: Me and Mason tried anal for the first time and we had to go to the hospital because I ripped his colon
Parker: HURB

by Chumpsicle August 28, 2016

Blumpkin Huricanrana

This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.

Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.

by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003

harib allsack

Say it fast to your girlfriend when describing your balls.

I have a very Harib Allsack.

Hello is this Harb Allsack speaking?

by Dr.Reach November 23, 2018

Hariblo Job

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.

I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.

by Van der Kak April 20, 2011

Haribo

Delicious gummy bears, sweets or any type of jelly.

Kids and grown ups alike are fond of these sweets... and most cannot resist eating packets once opened.

Eric: Hey got any haribo's?

Ste: Yeah here, work away...

Eric: I FRICKIN love haribo's!!!!

by iKielo1 January 24, 2009

Haribo

A german candy company that failed to learn from the lesson from Frito-Lay's Olestra fiasco by putting a badly-flawed sugar substitute that had the same effect Olestra had back in the '90s into their sugarless variant of their gummy bears which caused a diarrhea epidemic that was much worse that what Olestra caused to those that ate the Frito-Lay chips that had it in the late 1990s

Sweet Fucking Jesus Charlie, You shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of sugarless haribo bears - that way our toilet will not only NOT smell like shit but also be accessible as well

by Raging Kitsune February 10, 2014