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Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Person 1: I saw a crazy guy at McDonalds who was yelling at the staff because they made a grammar error on the recipe
Person 2: You mean Hribar?
Person 2: You mean Hribar?
by Žgoljo the best November 7, 2019
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Get the Hariboner mug.Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars
or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.
They are always leaching off other people to live and owe
everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you
cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This
particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.
When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is
"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of
money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he
can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010
Get the Hurtball mug.5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul
Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
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