The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Related Words

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Huriyah

An amazing girl,good learner,good fighter, never back down,a very strong person,never backs down , aleays there for people ,a loving person ,always there.

Huriyah is the best person u can ever find to back u up and to ne your mate

Huriyah by Ukfc October 20, 2016

Hribar

Shush you I'll kick your ass. Life sucks and then you die. He also owns probably around 100 guns (not sure if he has the papers tho)

Person 1: I saw a crazy guy at McDonalds who was yelling at the staff because they made a grammar error on the recipe

Person 2: You mean Hribar?

Hribar by Žgoljo the best November 7, 2019

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Hurtball

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.

That guy is a HURTball

Hurtball by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010

Haribo Roulette

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026