Humility

Literally translates from every language to Keanu Reeves

When you're worth over $100m, but take the subway, you have a lot of humility (Keanu Reeves)

by Isx April 12, 2015

Anti-humanity

adjective:

To have a intense and extreme hate towards the human species.

When someone hates or despises the human species (not personally like personally like based on their personality but just to hate humans) they are anti-humanity.

by Kwamii June 8, 2009

Celery of Humanity

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

by balloon pirate February 18, 2007

humpaliscious

1: an older woman of an attractive nature
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round

1: Your mom is totally humpaliscious
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's

by The Bob Show December 4, 2003

Humanity

What every manatee strives to become

Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.

by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017

humanity

something that is totally fucked up and what i don't understand, and sometimes i lose hope in, but still I have love and hope for it.

Humanity is about to enter the Age Of Aquarius and live on an ascended planet, just like the Pleiadians, Arcturians, Lyrans, Sirians and other advanced civilizations.

by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

by Mars28 December 24, 2014