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Hummuphobic

Someone adverse to, or turned off by, ethnic food, such as hummus.
No, dude, Doug won't want to go to Pita Jungle for lunch. He's totally hummuphobic.
by Sassi April 22, 2007
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hummerblum

similar to the classic blumkin but with a twist...when a man OR woman is taking a shit and then poos a little in his or her hand then rubs it on some genitals followed by his or her partner giving oral to the now feces covered genetalia. it is so disgusting that the individual performing oral gives an involuntary hummer with their cry of disgust. this is usually followed by vomit (if performed correctly)
bro...that bitch gave me the best hummerblum! she yacked all over my stinky poop covered ball sack! it was awesome! thanks mom!
by jk miron January 7, 2012
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Hammsered

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."
Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."
by Miller_time November 19, 2012
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Hummusism

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip
me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro
by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020
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Hummus Economy

The hummus economy cynically refers to the economic situation in Lebanon, the country where hummus originated.

The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.

The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
Q: What economic model fits Lebanon in recent years?
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.

El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
by JHRLY October 26, 2020
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stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look
Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria
by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008
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Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.
by Grape Ape 22 November 23, 2010
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