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Howler

To have a particularly bad day, where nothing seems to be going the way it should.
I missed my train, I forgot my homework and I forgot my driving lesson...i've had a howler.
by Pusher December 28, 2005
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Howler

Howler is often recognized as a magical item from the Harry Potter series, when in fact that is not all it is. In British slang, a 'Howler' is a boner. JK Rowling sure got all us Americans, didn't she?
"Oy, Fred, you better get to the bathroom and take care of that howler!"
by Vicky February 17, 2005
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Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
by haha ik right August 5, 2011
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howler

Someone who is disgusting and beyond the definition of ugly
His ex girlfriend was an absolute howler!
by Howlergrowler May 15, 2015
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howdediddlyitis

howdediddlyitis is a rare disease where a human expresses themselves with unnecessarily long words. the most well known case is with a man known as Ned Flanders he has a severe case of howdediddlyitis which makes him use words such as howdediddly, neighborino and many others.

be sure to donate for a cure for howdediddlyitis thisjokewentonfortoolong.com

i'm sd because i can't use links
plz kill me howdediddlyitis
by yeahbecusstuff July 24, 2018
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howleet

To express great joy and excitement in response to another's statement or suggestion. Also used to greet people in the North East (specifically Sunderland.) Similar to the use of 'weelet' used in the surrounding pit villages, weelet came from 'wee lad' whereas howleet derives from 'hew lad' or 'how lad'.
Howleet marra, how's it gannin?

Or

'Fancy a few pints before the match in town?'

'Howleet!!! Rights do a mate'
by kneesy November 23, 2022
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