hover craft

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.

Tyrese got annoyed because Demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.

by YoNasty June 11, 2006

hover cheeks

When one farts as one walks, to create the effect of the ass cheeks to slide over each other on a cushion of gas.

I have a wicked case of hover cheeks today, man.

by Mark Grehan December 11, 2006

hover ass

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

by professor wordgasm June 18, 2014

Hover Toe

When the pinky toe does not touch the ground when either standing or walking naturally.

Look at your little toe! It doesn't actually touch the ground like the rest. You've got a hover toe! It just floats there in mid-air.

by jeffmerch June 18, 2017

hover mom

Just as it sounds, an overly cautious mother who thinks her kid is in extreme danger all the time and can't bare to leave it's side.

hover mother hover mom

by Nuegy October 30, 2013

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

hover off

taking a shit with your ass hovering off the seat. usually occurs in public restrooms when the seat has piss all over it.

dood i had to shit so bad at school the other day. i walked in the stall but if was covered in piss. i had to pull a fuckin hover off.

by andy1524 January 11, 2009