Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.

"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"

by Kewball June 5, 2005

Desperate Housewives

Probably the most unrealistic tv show ever, were about five people die in one year on just one street. but that's the fun of it :)

Desperate Housewives

there has been a tornado, a hostage situation, a plane crash, many suicides.
someone has managed to gain his sight after been blind
someone decided to wake up a lesbian
but we all love it :)

by Buckle1234 June 27, 2010

compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

by HighWire June 23, 2006

housewrecker

1) noun-Someone who takes pleasure in breaking apart couples that are her friends.
2) noun-Breaking apart two people because you are jelous and then forgetting about that person after the house is wrecked
3) verb- to break apart someones "relationship" house

Female and Male are not going out anymore because Kyla wrecked their house by any act of jelousy

by Matt Palmer March 9, 2005

Desperate Housewife

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

by Formina Sage July 24, 2010

feral housewife

So if a domestic housewife is the proper stay at home mom type, cooks, cleans, watches the kids kind of wife

Then that would make the feral housewife the slutty bratty wife, doesn’t have kids and they party and have crazy mind blowing sex all the time.

A: Man, screw getting a domestic housewife, I want me a feral housewife.

B: A what?

A: You know? A girl that can hold her own. Talks back. And can fuck like an animal.

by RibCage98 October 19, 2020

Housewife

A word that was considered obsolete. It now means the member of a relationship who takes care of the house.

Jimmy retired, while Joanne went back to work. I guess he's the housewife now.

by noseyrosy August 31, 2017