Hosmer

one cool sexy man and hes very hot too

Mike Hosmer

by Doug C. May 29, 2003

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018

Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

Hornery

The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.

"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."

by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006

Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

honer

a partial erection; neither limp nor hard

Jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.

by Krista Baker April 13, 2006

hosier

A term used to define someone from the Midwest portion of the United States (i.e; America's Heartland). Generally used in a joking manner, but can be used as an insult depending on the tone in which it is used.

Oh the new guy? He's a hosier.

by Proteas March 12, 2005