there is a horn in the hotube over there.
by J Bone33 October 3, 2010

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.
by Kenthar February 24, 2004

Pamela Anderson is horned
by White Cracker July 24, 2007

by Jeff O. January 18, 2003

Buddy 1: So how'd it go with Janette last night?
Buddy 2: Got my horn sucked, then clapped that muff til' it was roast beef.
Buddy 1: Awesome!! I'm getting my horn sucked tonight too!
Buddy 2: Got my horn sucked, then clapped that muff til' it was roast beef.
Buddy 1: Awesome!! I'm getting my horn sucked tonight too!
by roastbeefcurtain5 October 20, 2021

Your such a hornness my dogness.
by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018
