Hooker

When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough

Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore

by SayNO2PSEUDONIMS August 16, 2010

Hooker

Something that hooks.

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker

by OniHere April 14, 2018

hooker

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency*

*Usually

That hooker cost so many bananas, but his fellatio prowess was worth it.

by raebeanie September 26, 2017

hooker

An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.

Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"

by Sue180 September 21, 2011

hooker

a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine

that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute

by MrPink May 07, 2003

Hookerism

A term used to describe anythin to do with hookers, pimps. and anything dodgy involving either of those.

"Woahh man, look at dat used condoms on da street corner, ma shit thas naasty..."
"yhh mate ther's bare hookerism here..."

by Kirann January 17, 2008

Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"

by im to poor for a name November 16, 2008