Hoobajoob

Jesus. Haven't y'all seen South Park? A Hoobajoob is a random, usually large, object.

Chef: My lord, the vistors kidnapped Cartman, and stuck a big metal Hoobajoob up his butt!

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Hobbsing

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.

Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?

by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.

Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

hoob a hoo

A feeling of helplessnes in situations for yourself as well as others, such as a failed relationship, failing a test, or just feeling a bit shit.

Girl A: I cannot believe he dumped me! He said i was the best he ever had.

Girl B: oh hoob a hoo.

by BSeev July 6, 2010

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016

Roy Hobbs

Right fielder for the New York Knights

There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.

by Wonderboy9 March 7, 2010

Hoob

Huge Noob; camelia

Any action exhibited by said individual over any course of given time is an example of 'hoobness'

by Rhetoric March 27, 2009