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Homemade sausage

This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.
The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.
by DWolf06 January 13, 2011
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homebake

Yo homebake, what's up?
by HOMEBAKE.BO. November 26, 2007
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Homemade Oreo

Take an Oreo, lick the frosting off. Then, jizz on a piece and put it back together. Offer to a friend.
I was mad at Jim, so I gave him my homemade oreo instead.
by anonymous suomynona January 15, 2008
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homemade sex doll

the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.
hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!
by stia-styles July 29, 2007
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springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.
Yo lets go to springers
by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005
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homebake

Homebake is a slang name for monoacetylmorphine, which is an illicit drug used mostly in New Zealand and Australia. It is very similar to Mexican black tar heroin.
Ghetto ass dealer: "hey man you want some of this homebake shit?"
Me: "nah fam that shit's fucked"
by Jerrymagic November 7, 2015
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homomateriality

I appreciate the homomateriality of this minimalistic metal bowl
by biobiobio January 17, 2017
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