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Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.
George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!
by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006
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Church High Five

Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.
Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.
by bonzo348 November 3, 2014
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Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.
What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...
by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011
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Thai High Five

This fuckstick tried to start a fight with me so he copped a Thai High Five
by Thunderplums December 13, 2014
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Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"
by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008
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Mexican High Five

When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.
She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.
by wowceres April 8, 2009
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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