heteroflexual

A straight person, usually a male, who identifies as straight but once drunk, is up for any gay sex acts.

"Miles had Jameson shots, and before you know it he had turned into a heteroflexual"

by Wickbaby February 13, 2014

HeteroDemiRomantic

Hetero: Attraction (sexual or romantic) to the opposite sex
Demi: Must form a strong bond with the person in question before you feel attraction towards them
Romantic: Romantic attraction to the person in question

Brian came out to his friends as HeteroDemiRomantic

by hi_im_greg January 25, 2017

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Harlem space heater

A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.

Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.

by DG Bazzle March 30, 2010

heterochromia

A rare genetic defect. Two different eye colors in the same person.

I have heterochromia, my right eye is green, my left blue.

by Cherry2I August 17, 2006

block heater

A device that attaches to the engine block of one's vehicle that when plugged into an electrical socket with a plug heats up the engine and keeps the oil warm. Used in any part of the world where the temperature drops below freezing.

The block heater keeps the engine warm and allows it to easily start even at extremely cold temperatures. It is usually seen as an electrical cord sticking out from under the hood of a car in Canada or the states that border Canada.

This device warms the engine, not the interior of the car.

Herb: It's gonna be cold tonight.

Bob: Better plug in your block heater or your car won't start tomorrow!

by monkey40 July 26, 2009

No hetero

When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.

Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.

by Gozzy September 29, 2008