Helena College

An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.

Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

Helena

Helena is a gorgeous girl/woman.She’s really strong and she usually has a great personality.A girl with the name Helena will be really competitive,but that will help her in life

If u met Helena and become her friend ur extremely lucky

by Reesetheminion February 26, 2018

Mary-Helen

Mary-Helen is quirky and unique. She is usually tall, and blessed with athletic grace - sexy in the extreme. She makes friends easily and is loyal and true to those she loves. An excellent mate and a superior mother she brings happiness and stability wherever she goes.
Clever and quick-witted she's also a marvellous cook.

Little boy to dad:
'when I grow up I want to spend my life with a Mary-Helen'

by Wordybird February 4, 2010

Helene

Helene is probably named after someone's grandma, as she gets asked that question a lot. Everyone thinks her name is beautiful, although they never quite know how to pronounce it. She often goes by Helen, just for the sake of simplicity, but she doesn't really mind. Helene will answer to any name even remotely similar to her own, which confuses many other people

mike: is that helen?

john: no, its helene

by okhelen October 5, 2019

Helen

The most gorgeous and fabulous person ever, who cares for those aroumd her. She will touch the hearts of everyone she is with. No one is quite like her and she is like a super model, naturally beautiful and happy. She is so amazing and not always appreciated by those she is with. Without her this earth would not be the same. Helen is a beautiful person with and amazing heart and mind. When you have a Helen in your life you will be eternally grateful. She is everyones best friend and very likeable. A unique, happy, special being

Person 1 "I love Helen, she is everything. Beautiful, funny, unique!"
Person 2 " we all need a Helen in our life! I wish I was her!!"

by missywildd September 23, 2012

milli-Helen

From milli-, meaning one thousanth and Helen, the name of a beautiful woman from classic literature.

Unit for measuring beauty. One millihelen is the ammount of beauty that will launch exactly one ship.

Backround information: In the epic poem "The Illiad" by Homer, Helen of Troy is considered the most beautiful woman. Her beauty was the cause the Trojan war, because a man named Paris declaired her the most beautiful, and not one of the godesses. Because her beauty caused many men to go to war (in a society that revolved around the sea and boats), it can be said that her face was so beautiful it launched one thousand ships. So, one milli-Helen would be one thousanth of a Helen, or enough to launch one ship.

Alternate spelling: millihelen

This word was used by the character Zane in Scott Westerfeld's novel "Pretties":
Zane: "What would you give the view?"
Tally: "Give it?"
Zane: "A hundren milli-Helens? Five hundred? Maybe a whole Helen?"
Tally: "I'd give it none. It's Uglyville, after all."

by ofthestars1 June 6, 2009

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010