spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009

inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place

Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.

by GPA January 7, 2007

Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama

by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.

Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003