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headless horseman

I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.
by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007
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Hanna Harless

Hanna is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is so sweet and kind. no matter what she does, I will be there for her, and will protect her against anything. she has the most beautiful eyes that make you wanna smile and is the type of girl you never wanna lose. if you ever get your hands on hanna harless, i suggest you treat her like a princess, because you know i will everyday we're together.
megan fox, baja millerm (never back down) Hanna Harless
by the shiznizzle November 6, 2010
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heartless romantic

man/woman who deeply shows romanticism towards one night stands, and other little insignificant relationships towards the opposite sex. "Heartless romantics" usually 1) flirt with the opposite sex in an extreme manor, such as calling them adorable, cute, attractive, and in some cases beautiful, and 2) spend one day with their desired one day/nighter and never call/text them back again.
suzy: oh my god i heard you hung out with timmy yesterday? hes the one that would always call and text you right? he was a complete sweetheart!

allison: yeah, turns out hes a heartless romantic, he hasnt text me or called me since!

suzy: wow what a dingleberry.
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headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.
by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011
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Heartless

Heartless
When Troy told me one day that he loved me. And the next day..he told me..that I was just another Bitch in his life..and told me to get the Fuck out of his life and out of his house..and also told me that he would go to his truck and get his gun..and blow my brains out..He has turned me into an emotional wreck.. Troy is HEARTLESS..To make me think that he loved me..and make me feel complete..and turn around and make me feel like a worthless piece of SHIT.
by Coloredstars71 June 5, 2018
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headless chicken

a panic stricken and/or illogical person
The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.
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League of the Heartless Bastard (or commonly seen L.O.T.H.B.) is a gentlemans league of heartless bastards. They are very classy prim and proper men, founded in the mid-west reigion of the united states all members are remain nameless as to keep the gentlemans league a mystery.
Look at that League of the Heartless Bastards, astounding!
by Dirty sexy February 18, 2010
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