Haterade

Something that alot of people sip on, that makes them jealous of others (hatin')

When some one is jealous of your basketball skillz they haven't been drinking Gaterade,they've been drinking Haterade

by Mike November 3, 2003

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

Haterware

Any product that may be purchased purely for the reason of being different. I.E. Anything MAC, Adidas (90's), etc.

DA: Dude, you totally need to get a MAC.
SP: Why?
DA: Dude, cause it's a MAC...it only has one button
SP: Shut up, and go back to your haterware.

by tehh0ax May 26, 2008

haterface

1. Someone who is constantly hating.
2. A mode of transportation in which the service is lacking.

1. Tom is a bitch-ass haterface.
2. The M23 Bus is being a haterface.

by L-Dezy October 7, 2008

Haterade

(noun) - a theoretical beverage that, when sipped, causes a person to continually hate on other people's good fortune

Co-worker 1 compliments co-worker 2's blouse. As they are talking about the superior craftsmanship of the blouse, a third co-worker enters the conversation and exposes that the blouse is actually a knock-off version of a very expensive blouse she saw at a high end retailer in LA. Co-worker 1 then replies to co-worker 3 with the following sentence:

"Daaaang, why you been sippin' on the haterade!?"

by Space Case in Yo Face March 5, 2009

Hatemate

A person that you are often associated with, and that you know like a friend, and might even occasionally hang out with, but that you absolutely hate.

Looking back on high school, Trent realized that he had far more hatemates than friends.

by my_posse_rolls_shallow October 28, 2009

Haterade

A drink that after it has been drank will make you become a surly person and hate those around you. symptoms of the drink may include: surlyness, hatefulness towards others, becoming a rat, loss of friends, and the new nick name of debbie downer

your in a div b soccer intramural league and you are in the playoffs. you have to play a team that is good so what do you do. drink a bottle of haterade. it makes you a surly mother f%^&er so you decide to rat the other team out for having players from the university team on the intramural team. Hence this is defined as drinking a bottle of haterade

by Cougar Bait 04 December 7, 2006