short for he/him lesbian. aka a "lesbian" who uses he/him despite that set of pronouns being strictly gendered to men.
normal lesbians: can the hesbians please stop invading our spaces we just want to be left alone
hesbians: GRR BARK WOOF AWOOO BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR
hesbians: GRR BARK WOOF AWOOO BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR
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His love for the gentle things in life aroused suspicion about his sexuality that was totally unfounded, since he was a hapless hesbian unaware of his womanliness.
by Ultimo69 April 24, 2009
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by wbrucew December 11, 2011
Get the Hasband mug.A woman who is behaviorally lesbian in every way except that she sleeps heterosexually, e.g. with males. Very widespread now among women ages 32-45.
"Men are always accusing me of being lesbian because I won't date them and discard them after sex. Is it my fault I'm a hesbian?"
1. Preferring short hair over long
2. Refusing to wear girlish attire like high heels
3. Refusal to go along with heterosexual courtship behavior, e.g. calling the man first, showing independence and intelligence, refusing to conceal one's talents or intelligence to make men feel better
4. Disinclination to date
5. Disinterest in men for anything except intercourse
6. Disinterest in becoming pregnant by intercourse
7. Strong liking for gay male porn and masturbation fantasy over heterosexual porn or fantasy
1. Preferring short hair over long
2. Refusing to wear girlish attire like high heels
3. Refusal to go along with heterosexual courtship behavior, e.g. calling the man first, showing independence and intelligence, refusing to conceal one's talents or intelligence to make men feel better
4. Disinclination to date
5. Disinterest in men for anything except intercourse
6. Disinterest in becoming pregnant by intercourse
7. Strong liking for gay male porn and masturbation fantasy over heterosexual porn or fantasy
by Pinch1968 July 5, 2007
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Maggie's husbian is such a great guy, he's so understanding. He's the reason for the phrase "All the good men are married or gay".
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