playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

Harmonica

When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.

"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

Dualing Harmonicas

The act of two women performing oral sex on a man, while both women slide their lips up and down parralel sides of the shaft.

That threesome was crazy, jill and leilani went dualing harmonicas on me!

by johnny longshanx March 28, 2011

Harmonica

When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.

"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

Harmonica Dick

noun

A dick with a much less that average length, but is, similar to a harmonica, extremly wide. Also like a harmonica, it is easily blown.

Jenny: Karol, your dad is weird!
Karol: Hey! No he isn't!
Jenny: He gave me harmonica dick!
Karol:...I think it's good...

by Tiberius Declemont December 27, 2018

Harmonica Lewinsky

A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.

President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.

by Sea Lawyer February 10, 2019

duel harmonica

Two sexual partners lips running up and down the shaft of a penis at the same time

These two girls went down on me and gave me a duel harmonica

by Sillypills January 4, 2018