hops

excessive vertical, the ability to jump very high, preferably in a hoop game

chick: " yo check out dwayne, he gots some mad hops"! "He just flushed one on tyrone".

by marky marc from tha burgh March 28, 2003

New Hampshire

Beautiful place. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. If you have a preference for the fall weather, this is the place to be. Extremely down to earth and friendly people. No sales or income tax means very helpful to your bank accounts, especially with a good job! Very clean and lots of outdoors activities! Arts and entertainment has plenty to offer, though a bit on the small-scale side, even for a small area. Plenty of bars and pubs, and one or two good clubs (only in Manchester). Now the bad: the only knock to NH is when it comes to initial dating and that aspect of social life...the women here are absolutely ridiculous! I've travelled all across America and have never encountered such unfounded drama or stupidity. Imagine how high school was, and add maturity (but nothing else). And all that is just for trying to get that first date!! However, as the natives told me how they cope with it, the saving grace is that Maine and Massachussetts are nearby. I tell you, it IS a huge difference, but it's a damn shame for all there is to offer here...skiing, white-water rafting, Southern New Hampshire still has a "small big city" vibe, etc. Oh, and they know how to drink.

Some of the most fun cities of New Hampshire include Manchester, Portsmouth, Dover, and Nashua.

by TravellerNY December 28, 2005

hoopster

A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster

Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!

Word dude.

by bennyhoops August 5, 2010

hapsy

a delightful combination of feeling both happy and tipsy.

I'm feeling so hapsy right now!

by Chreeesta August 19, 2008

Sticky Hampson

The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.

Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*

by Moulay June 1, 2011

slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.

1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011