Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.

"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"

by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010

alabamian hotpocket

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out

Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"

by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017

Kentucky Hotpocket

When a man sh*ts inside a womens vagina, then goes to pound town.

Dan and his wife tried the Kentucky Hotpocket last night.

by Blondy6913 October 1, 2018

Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.

Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"

by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010

el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.

Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!

by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006

hotpocket

Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.

I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

Hotpocket

The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.

I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.

by Squidswarm October 14, 2011