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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Jaroslav Halak

Slovac word for "super ninja Jedi master goaltender"
Did you see halak play in the 7th game of the Habs/Caps series?? The goaltender was Jaroslav Halak!!
by Habsfan227 April 30, 2010
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Haluk kaifa- haluk hanukkah haruka Haduken Haruko hazuki halus Haruki Hauke

Halak

When the Price is not right.

(Montreal Canadiens back up goaltender Jaroslav Halak is often better than regular goalie Carey Price)
200 dollars for that? Definately halak
by habsfan0313 February 4, 2010
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Printer Hanukah

When your printer cartridge lasts an unexpectedly long time after the computer has notified you that it needs to be changed.
My report was 17 pages, even though the ink was low, I was able to get the whole thing...Happy printer hanukah!

Man, that thing has lasted like two weeks! This is the longet printer hanukah I've ever seen.

The store was closed, and the paper was due the next morning. If it wasn't from an unexpected printer hanukah I'd have failed the class.
by Nuggets McGee August 23, 2006
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Halkat

Halkat means mean person. A person having no worth atall (It is made from a Marathi word Halka means mean, valueless)
don't expect that he will listen to you. He is a halkat man
by Abhay Bhandari December 10, 2003
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Halka Shukla

Abhinav Shukla is called halka because of halkapan and illogical statements.
He is very jealous and insecure of Rahul Vaidya.
Ri:have you ever stepped back in verbal fight?
Alex:i never step back because i am not like halka shukla .
by Your fav pal February 4, 2021
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hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!
by no one of concern June 22, 2009
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