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Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth
by ivan ooze February 23, 2010
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Tim Haggerty

See that stud over there with the six-pack; he's a real Tim Haggerty.
by word9 August 21, 2008
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Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.
That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!
by nechtan November 14, 2003
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wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount
"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"
by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004
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Haggis legs

When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.

The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.

This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.

This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:

*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!

In a conversation:

Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.

Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!

In the street:

Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
by Lardladtheturd October 2, 2014
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Haggidy

A haggidy it's a guy that does what he wants. He truly gives no f***s.
When walking on a busy high street, if he wants to randomly sit down in the middle cross-legged, he will and won't say a word to you, and you will keep on walking on until you realise he is not by your side.
A haggidy type of person can also be nicknamed "haggz" or "haggidy bhagwan"
Ayy you know that haggidy we went dinner with, yea he ordered a small portion of chips for a f***ing fiver and only ate two chips.
by Darshan Chacha August 24, 2018
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Hagglepaff

A really horny thing that will hump anything.
"My son is such a hagglepaff."
by Duckster 911 October 26, 2022
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